So you want to build an abomb
Before you send me email requsting information on construction plans for nuclear explosives,
please ask yourself the following important questions. Having your answers prepared
in advance will help us not process your request more effectively:
If you feel confident that your answers to these questions
meet the requirements of NSA regulations regarding private ownership of
a nuclear device, then by all means, send us your email! We'll be happy
to delete it instantly, without even looking at it, and shake our heads
condescendingly at your foolishness while we do so. Thank you for your cooperation.
Have I carefully considered the consequences of becoming
a nuclear power?
Do I have sufficient storage and delivery systems for a nuclear
device (e.g., missile silos, underground train units, orbiting
space platforms, room in the attic)?
How many nuclear devices would I like? (Discounts for orders
Do I prefer the devices in white, gray, or mango?
Will I be using the nuclear device for good or for evil?
Will having a nuclear device help me become the best me I
Why must I live a life of useless spam?